Remo: What a fine day. Lets go out and play. How about playing the spitting game. I will spit on you, and you try to evade. !!!
Rumi: Are you kidding ? Its so long since we attacked someone. Lets go and do what we do the best.
Remo: I am fed up . Its the same thing every time. We go and attack them, only get beaten up later.
Rumi: So what , they are still not able to get rid of us totally. Don’t you like it when your victim is totally helpless, unable to even breath, struggling to move. Not even knowing what hit him. Wow! what a sight.
Remo: You are becoming a saddist day by day. whats wrong with you.
Rumi: Whats wrong with me? I should be the person asking that. Dear Remo, You are born this way. You are supposed to inflict this pain on all humans. This is your destiny. Then only you can reach paradise after your death. So lets device a plan and start working on it.
Remo: I am still worried. Remember that guy named bushy from “World boxing council – WBC”. He almost closed our chapter last time. I feel he is beter prepared nowadays.
Rumi: Shut up. We were always ahead of him. Luckily for him , he was able to get more troops from outside last time. But this time we will make sure that we hit those humans with such ferocity that they will get no time to react.
Remo: OK OK … So where are we planning to attack this time?
Rumi: How about Chennai ? Its summer there . Nobody will suspect us at this time of the year.
Remo: you are brilliant. Now I am also getting the energy and enthusiasm. Lets do it.
Rumi: We will stick to the basics. Attack straight in the nose. After that we can always think about other parts. C’mon lets do it.
(Rhinovirus)
And thus they set out to Chennai. There near Guindy Bus stop they saw their prey. A poor software guy. The easiest prey of all preys. The lowest resistance group, who are so used to calm quite AC atmosphere, that even small thugs like Remo and Rumi can easily attack them. Soon enough the poor chap was coughing and struggling in the hands of Rumi and Remo. Everybody around him watched in helplessness as the two Rhinoviruses attacked poor Balesh. The only thing Balesh could do was to hope his WBC member Bushy comes to the rescue soon enough and get rid of these pests . Till then he will have to bear the Cold causing Rhinos inside him and continue writing stupid entries like this one.
Cough cough …
Balesh